Swooping

(Verb). Sweaty pooping.

Also, the act of spontaneously pooping after experiencing swamp ass.

Damn, it's hot in here. I'm going to start swooping any minute now.

by Pancho Bromo April 12, 2016

swooping

dress to impress

I came to school swooping my red and black shoes, jeans, and red and black sweatshirt.

by nmjcchristmas November 5, 2010

Swooping

Sweeping while pooping

There was dirt in front of the toilet so I started swooping

by howyoudoin?? May 13, 2018

Swooping Magpie

A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.

Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.

Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.

by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022

senior swooping

Senior swooping is when a senior dates a junior at the beginning of the school year. This usually results in a pretty shallow relationship between classmates.

Scott is senior swooping a junior! Really? But school just started!

by breakfastpbj August 30, 2023

Swooping Crane

When a girl and guy are giving each other head at the same time (blow job and eating out), this is generally done when both parties are in a horizontal position. Best performed, when the male has a longer torso than that of the female.

Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.

by johnny boizzz July 19, 2011

Swooping

A new word definition:
The act of making someone think you're walking up to them by looking directly at them and smiling then once about to get to them quickly turn and say out loud SWOOP!!!!Confusing the person

Bob started swooping to Jen and said SWOOP!!
Then confused Jen.

by DEFxRECON September 13, 2011