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extreme snooding 

When a guy takes the snood fashion to the next level by wearing snoods all the time or wearing a snood that has excessive fabric around the neck.

An extreme snood could also be a very low cut snood where the fabric hangs unnecessarily low exposing a large area of the neck and chest.
Mate, did you see Dave last night? He was extreme snooding.

Guys have you checked out that guy over there? Talk about extreme snooding.

Do you remember the last guy i dated? He did some extreme snooding.
extreme snooding by jigga ho January 9, 2011
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Sam's Wood 

Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.
"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM
Sam's Wood by keeperofthewood September 1, 2011
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skoodilypooping 

Nanny Green's word for making out or kissing. Nanny Green being Hank and John Green's grandmother.
John Green: "I'm sorry we're late"
Nanny: "Are you sure you weren't skoodilypooping?"

Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, my date was awesome"
Nerdfighter 2: "Did you guys skoodilypoop?"
Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, it was totally jokes."
Nerdfighter 2: "Sweet. DFTBA!"
A Mixture of a shirt and hoodie. It is one article of clothing.
shirt(hoodie)= shoodie
"Nice shoodie you got on Lou."
shoodie by Nick "Goose" A. January 14, 2008
Where the wire for your headphone or charger gets bunched at the ends leading to the death of the said charger.
Also could be known as turtlenecking
I’m so annoying my charger became snooded today
snooded by JBak5 May 8, 2018

Sare Shooder 

Translates literally as "Sore Shoulder" implying that one has an issue with their shoulder that is causing them pain.

Made popular in Scottish culture by the youtube hit sensation "My Grannie Annie" who is often irate at her grandson's behaviour.
Grannie Annie: Ahve goat a sare shooder son!
Super duper young handsome Stud

When all the girls see him they get boners

He is a cute mean bad boy
He’s smart and knows how to handle the girls well

And he’s an expert cheater in exams , he helped Abdullah Haffejee crack the Afrikaanse paper
Omg omg look Saood is coming

Girl 1 : why did you cum ?

Girl 2 : turn around

*saood walking *
Girl 1 and 2 : *squirt squirt 💦💦*
saood by Yourmothersrealhusband March 14, 2019