Swonger

1) Pregnant Lady, 2) tall skinny boy who has no problem partying and getting his drink on 3) who only speaks in drake lyrics

yo this kid in the club is being such a swonger

by slu1223344 March 6, 2011

stongle

getting into a fight or argument

I got into a stongle with Stout over the meaning of a word

by ninja nuts August 25, 2003

Songle

It pretty much means you're single but you hate being single and you don't want to be single. So you say you are songle. Being songle is a bad thing. You don't want to be songle.

jen: ugh, i hate being single i wish i had a boyfriend
sarah: so you're songle?
jen: yeah that

by jummybare February 27, 2011

Swingled

Getting fooled by a misleading photo or description of someone in a singles ad.

My date was awful, in her photo she looked curvy and 25 but she turned out to be 100 lbs larger and 10 years older. I was swingled yet again.

by jzzstud June 12, 2011

Swoggletron

A swoggletron is a guy who thinks he is better at something than everyone else when in reality he has just read some wikipedia articles and thinks they're an expert while actually being the worst choice for the job.

Person 1 "We need some help with landscaping, got any leads?" Person 2 "what about Phil?" Person 1 "No man Phil is a swoggletron." person 2 "Good point."

by GSudstememeboi June 16, 2018

Swoogled

To get finessed, in a way that you did not receive what you exchanged for in a manner that is so intelligent that you can not stop but admire the amount of work that had gone into it.

I bought this bag of chips but it turned out to be my grandma Margaret! Man I got swoogled so hard.

by T33m0 July 13, 2018

Swingle

Someone who goes to an orgy alone.

Rob broke the ‘couples only’ rule when he showed up at the orgy. He was going as a swingle.

by Sheldon Trollope October 29, 2018