swollen balls

An unsupported by evidence claim, especially in order to achieve attention or to make excuse.

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.

by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021

Swollen Snug

Swollen snug is best described as easy pussy. Synonyms include sluts, whores, chicken heads, etc.

Guys, we seriously need to get some swollen snug out here to party.

by Collodous August 2, 2009

swollen balls

When one or two of your little friends has a back up and fills your sack up like a bag of potatohoes.

Hey Joe, by the way your walking it looks like you have swollen balls.

by spreedoggy November 22, 2016

swollen biscuit

a portion of the womans body located above the cervix which is so swollen it appears as though its a biscuit protruding out of the females stomach
(a womans bulging pussy)

Mrs. Phiefer: hey marshal

Marshall: hey you fat bitch your dogs dead btw nice swollen biscuit slut. Are you related to michelle phiefer? no your not cuz your biscuits to swollen, cunt!

Mrs. Phiefer: ...

by derek porter July 23, 2009

swollen colon

When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.

That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.

by sikwill October 20, 2005

Swollen Knuckle

The act of pinching one's scrotum between the fingers so a testicle is forced out between the knuckles, resulting in an apparent swollen knuckle.

Dude, I think I broke my finger. (Looking down at Swollen Knuckle) No wait, its just my testicle.

by Phibernaut June 27, 2009

swollen ankles

when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose

Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010