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birthday swirly

A swirly that uses whipped cream and sprinkles.

how to:
1)capture your victim
2) get him on his knees with his head facing a toilet
3) put whipped cream or shaving cream in the toilet (it can be clean or dirty)
4) put sprinkles on the cream
5) stick your victims head in it and flush for as long as you want
6) if you want, wedgie them so they open their mouth
the jocks gave me a chocolate birthday swirly. it was so gross! they then gave me a birthday wedgie and pushed me into the hall. it was so embarrassing!
by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020
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Clam Chowder Swirly

A ritual from an orgy when all men ejaculate into a bowl, and after the females dump their heads in, in an orderly fashion
Sorry mom, I have to borrow your bowl from the kitchen cuz we need it for the clam chowder swirly later
by 89zamja May 18, 2015
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Swirly

The process of taking someone's head (ex. little brother's head) and shove it into a toilet, then flushing it with head in the toilet.
My little bro got a major swirly from me today!
by wedgiemaster19 January 26, 2018
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swirly mountain

Just before I came I decided to make it a swirly mountain.
by Seccedonien January 13, 2011
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Roman Swirly

Its when you enter a public toiletry area and proceed to kick open the stall door on an unsuspecting victim, then words are exchanged usually relevant to the transgression that occured between the two individuals. Next, the victim is beaten either with the fists or other implement of pain while still sitting on the toilet doing there business. After you have beaten them a good bit, you proceed to to pick them up and stick there head in the toilet that they just deficated in, while said head is in toilet you proceed to anally rape the said individual you are victimizing.

Can be visually seen on the show ROME on HBO.
That asshole owed me money and wouldn't pay so I ROMAN SWIRLED his ass.
If you don't shut up, I'll be the shit out of you and give you a ROMAN SWIRLY, you fuck.
by Uptomis Prime February 11, 2010
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Swirly Bang

Having sex with a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet.
Dude, I totally swirly banged this bulimic chick last night.
by SwirlyBanger2 June 8, 2010
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Swirly Bombs

A shot named after a local bar tender and restaurateur in the Madison, WI area. The creator known to most as Dan Za's in the downtown Madison campus created the shot 2 years ago as a guest bartender at a local club called Blue Velvet. The shot has become quite popular with increasing popularity among students attending the University of Madison. Considered the new "608" shot of Madison, many local bartenders are seeing increased orders of the fruity bomb shot. The Shots are made of Grape Vodka, Citrus Vodka, Orange Vodka, pineapple juice, grapefruit juice, and grenadine. The shot is chilled and made to be around 3 oz's. Its recent success as a bomb shot has been popular among students because the lack of an energy drink, while still helping students become intoxicated quickly.
I'll have 5 swirly bombs
by danzas January 19, 2011
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