taylor swift

the artist of decade. gorgeous. talented. funny. intelligent. turning your daughters gay.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT, ALL TOO WELL IS THE BEST SONG IN EXISTENCE

by the party don’t start October 22, 2020

Suzuki Swift GTi

Small 2 Door Front Wheel Drive Hatchback. 1.3L (1298cc) DOHC 16 Valve 4 Cylinder with Multi Point Fuel Injection with 10.0:1 compression ratio. Produces 100HP @ 6500rpm with a 7400rpm fuel cut and 8000rpm redline. 112 Nm torque @ 5000rpm as factory Standard. Comes only as a 5 speed Manual.

Standard Ventilated 250mm Disc Brakes at front and solid discs at rear. Macpherson struts with front and rear sway bars. Have power windows and mirrors with factory RECARO bucket seats in front.

0-100km/h in between 8.3 - 9.5 secs depending on launch and driver, and 1/4 mile times in high 16 seconds.

Very popular for rallys, hill-climbs and track work. Also very fun and sporty to drive on the street. Well accomplished performer and best bang for buck if looking for a small cheap hatchback.

Show me another standard naturally aspirated 1.3L thats a better package than a Suzuki Swift GTi ?

by kerwjnhguoergoerub July 5, 2009

Swiftbeast

The highest beastlyness.you can get.

EXAMPLE kobe bryant. Your friend: "Man! I am the beast!" You: well im a swiftbeast!"

by The swiftbeast January 2, 2012

swiftgotstyle

A sexy BangSwift k-pop fan page on TikTok that is constantly a chaotic mess but we love her for it 😍 she is definitely one of the funniest fan pages ever and even calls her followers ‘beautiful burgers’ why wouldn’t you be friends with her 🍔🤤

“Oh my gosh @swiftgotstyle on tik tok is so smexy 🤡”

by toothbrushvibrator February 18, 2021

gaylor swift

the belief that taylor swift is gay and has been in love with woman

person a: i just listened to reputation, the song dress is kind of ... gay

person b: oh yeah its definitely a gaylor swift song

by the party don’t start October 12, 2020

The Swift

A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.

Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift

by Krispee September 14, 2010

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.

Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.

Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.

<3 We love you Phil

Written by Niamh Edwards.

“ Phil Swift is like a god to me.”

“Hello! I’m Phill Swift.”

by Niamh_3dwards December 5, 2018