Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.

Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!

by SWOM June 8, 2020

swindon ski jump

Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.

I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!

by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009

swindon new college

Full to the brim of fit girls and certified fuckboys , possibly the most superficial place in Swindon and dressing like a fas may result in being ridiculed by everyone there , even mutley the college dog

"Wanna go Swindon new college and link some worldies?"

"Yeah g , I'll pick you up in the corsa in 5"

by Bantaclaus June 4, 2016

SWINDON DOLPHIN WATER POLO TEAM

The most successful team in the South West of England, which competes in the BWWPL. SWINDON DOLPHINS. A WAY OF LIFE.

"Did you watch the SWINDON DOLPHIN WATER POLO TEAM play yesterday?"
"yes, they were astonishing!"

by qwerty1234567888 June 15, 2022

Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)

After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.

by iosys April 17, 2019

swindon saves

When your mate hands you a rollup smoked down to the filter

Oi, that's Swindon saves

by sanandreas May 6, 2025

Swindon

A shadowy place in Wiltshire where the locals seem to have tiny brains, very bad body odour, and the town has the highest rates of incest in the world which has over the years caused many genetic defects like having 6 fingers on each hand.

Hey pal, where you from?

Swindon of course. I’d like you to meet my wife and my sister, here she is...

by Teasemepleaseme April 27, 2021