swindon roulette

It's russian roulette, but with six bullets in the chamber instead of just the one. Usually played as a last resort to get out of Swindon.

I'm so tired of Swindon that at this point I'd be willing to play Swindon roulette to leave as fast as possible.

by Tur1ng January 20, 2018

Swindon Academy

Means

Shit

Racist
Sexist
Pathetic

Petty
Annoying
Dickheads
Stooopid teachers

Any teacher of Swindon academy should jump off bridge

by Factinator69.9 October 2, 2018

swindon ski jump

Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.

I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!

by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009

Swindon Syndrome

Hehe I totally agree with the above, see that kinda thing every day here... though there is the 'Swindon Syndrome' that affects railway workers exposed to asbestos, poisoned and went on to develop cancer

Swine Town all the way...ergh

by purple_horizon February 28, 2004

swindon new college

Full to the brim of fit girls and certified fuckboys , possibly the most superficial place in Swindon and dressing like a fas may result in being ridiculed by everyone there , even mutley the college dog

"Wanna go Swindon new college and link some worldies?"

"Yeah g , I'll pick you up in the corsa in 5"

by Bantaclaus June 4, 2016

Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear

She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear

by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014

Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)

After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.

by iosys April 17, 2019