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Sleep Swimming

The act of swimming in the early morning while still mentally asleep. Sleep Swimming is often seen at pools where swim teams practice at absurd hours of the day. It can also be known as swimming with your eyes closed while moving your arms and legs attempting to just survive until practice is over.
Me: Do we really have to have morning practice right after this eight hour bus ride!?

Teammate: Yeah dude I think so. It's going to be bad!

Me: Well if it's really true then i'm straight up Sleep Swimming!
by TheOriginalBigNate July 11, 2011
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Simping

The act of treating someone like a celebrity while getting treated as their fan.
John is simping for Jane.
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He went swimming with the manatees last weekend
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SimpingForDeath

The sexist and coolest cosplayer on TikTok. They are the number one funny and amazing TikToker and everyone is in love with them. The next Charlie Damillio except superior. (Pls don’t cancel me ily Charlie)
“SimpingForDeath is so funny, sexy, cool, godlike, interesting, attractive, swaggy, and perfect.”
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Alaskan swimming pool

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and seamen fills the belly button creating what appears to be a swimming pool that is frozen.
Last night I gave Courtney an Alaskan swimming pool.
by Yamahafreak1299 April 13, 2016
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Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.
I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp
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