shitkicker

A male who lives out in the country. Like a cabbage girl, a shitkicker usually lives on a farm.

Girls go for the shitkickers; women go for the city boys.

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

Swiftkin

The single most horrible druid in the game of World of Warcraft

Swiftkin leads fail raids.

by Scamthestrudel January 25, 2011

Swiftkill

A person who dies a lot.

See also: Bulwyf

Swiftkill was slain by water.

by the masterer October 4, 2006

Shitkicker

A U-Turn

Rob - Fuck we went the wrong way, we better make a shitkicker
Jon - you damn right

by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018

shitkicker

mofos who kick ass like luke skywalker, aka luke shitkicker

kel: hey, did you see hector get his ass karate chopped by bob yesterday?

les: yeah, that's cuz bob's a shitkicker!!

by kelvin shitkicka June 25, 2007

SwiftKit

Used by fags who
1) Play RuneScape.
2) Are too lazy to download mIRC or any real IRC client.
3) Need to make more real life friends.

It is also sometimes known as SK.

1) z0mg i needz 2 play teh runescapes!
2) w0w dis eye are see client is teh crap but idk wher 2 find a dif 1
3)"Hey Joe want to come over?" "No I'm too busy playing RuneScape with SwiftKit"

by #bangme April 1, 2009