Swiffle

A cruel word for someone who like cleaning.

“Your such a Swiffle, Martha.”

by Illicit_Orange_666 November 28, 2021

swifferphobia

A fear/disliking of Taylor Swift fans, known as swifties. Symptoms range from headaches, severe migraines, eye ache or ear ache when coming into contact with swifties (online or in-person). The fear can be so great, you may even have hallucinations or nightmares of these ‘people’.

Person 1: I just got tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, want to come?
Person 2: I can’t come, there will be swifties there and I suffer from swifferphobia.

by Alexa Bee June 19, 2022

swiffer

-a homosexual person
-something you clean your floor with

That guy is such a swiffer. I need a new swiffer, mine is broken.

by crystalini March 2, 2009

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

Sniffelmelling

sniffing/ smelling; to investigate an odor with your nose!!! say hello in dog language

is that dog sniffelmelling my crotch?

by Gilchrist Mckendry July 22, 2006

swaffeling

It means to bang your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal.

The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.

by CortezDevil December 11, 2021

Dirty Swiffer

the act of using a feather or feather duster to pleasure another person's anus after they've evacuated their bowels, hence the 'dirty'.

"even if he thought it was kinda nasty, he did like getting a Dirty Swiffer after taking a dump"

by adamkadmon May 12, 2009