Swefty

Might be unknown but can be everywhere, and possibly the funniest in the world.

YO swefty wsg!!

by Swefty February 11, 2023

swerf

Swerf was coined by a geek in Silicon Valley. Swerf is a noun for unidentifiable organics intended for human consumption.

Ground up refrigerator hash would reasonably be called swerf. Meat loafs are swerf. Stews boiled overlong so the ingredients have disintegrated is swerf. Any organic concoction that humans may eat but they can't identify what went into making it, such as hot dogs or bologna (you don't really want to know what is in them, do you?)are swerf.

by Howard Fossum October 5, 2006

swerffed

Picked something up quickly, usually in a hurried motion. Got something out of the way. Cleaned something up.

I swerffed up my cat before the dog got him.
I swerffed up the dog food so the baby wouldn't get it.
I swerffed the crumbs up off the floor.

by zaccin April 7, 2015

Swerf

Swerf can be used as both an adjective and a verb depending on emotion and connotation. Swerf can be used in any situation and is actually advised to be used in any situation.
Swerf is the word of all words since it can mean anything...swerf is used in swerfy scenarios.

Swerf as a verb: "If this dude keeps talking shit to me, he is going to get swerfed on."

Swerf as an adjective: "Damn girl you are lookin real swerfy in that dress, why don't you bring your swerfy ass on over here.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

Swerf

Swerf has no definite meaning so it applies to everything that is not homosexual

" I met this swerf, she swerfed me up for like 30 mins and then i swerfed on the chick ear and smoked a swerf...."

by Rich E. Rich May 14, 2009

swertainly

Swertainly is a modified form of the common word "certainly." It is most often used to affirm a statement someone just made. Swertainly is also used on the streets as a more endearing term of acknowledgment. When used on the streets, the phrase "my dear" is frequently added on to the end, creating: "Swertainly, my dear."

Bethany: You want to settle this in a game of ping-pong, before I kick your ass?
Mark: Swertainly, my dear.

by pingpongwong July 15, 2009

Sweft

Short for "swipe left". Discard, disregard. See swipe left.

Here’s a common online dating scenario: I’ll see a blurry group photo of the back of a bunch of rock climbers’ heads or a playa-party pic showing mask-clad Burners and think, “Which one is he? Is that his sister or his polyamorous companion?” Then I’ll scratch my head and sweft.

by @froginthevalley July 26, 2016