sending mandela down the river

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009

Swenning

The act of finding a girl, fucking their brains out, and then ignoring them after you've got what you wanted.

1. Damn! That bitch got a good swenning last night, right Swen? 2. I'ma swen that bitch!

by BigMig & Lexus Hammer November 15, 2006

sending it

1. To have something go or be taken in a particular direction.
2. Larry Enticer making snowmobile jump.
3. Drinking many alcoholic beverages in a rapid succession.

Ben was sending it Friday night.
Larry is still gonna send it

by Jacob Ardown June 25, 2017

Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

by Kopernikus November 7, 2010

Swendid

A collaboration of 'splendid' and 'swish'. If you cannot decide whether or not something is splendid or swish, use 'swendid'

Oh how swendid!

That's super swendid

by Lineocles August 12, 2009

Spending Freeze

Word used in political forums to play down the lack of ability to accomplish tasks and hide the facts from the public. Made popular by President Barack Obama.

Obama: "I'm initiating a spending freeze for the FY2012 budget."
Reporter: "Then why does the budget deficit increase by 400 b-b-b-b-billion dollars?"

by Obamanidiot March 2, 2011

Sending Down the Canary

That phenomenon when you're about do go down on a chick, but you don't know how much jizz is left after raw-dogging, so you send an exploratory finger down there. Just like sending down a canary in a coal mine to test for a hazardous cavern.

This chick wanted me to head downtown, but I thought there might still be a salty surprise left over from earlier, so I sent down the canary to make sure the coast was clear.

..."Sending down the canary "

by Lordopher May 16, 2014