Trying on Sweaters

The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.

Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.

by Cyber Barbie April 2, 2015

the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice

The darker the skin colour of a black women is, the more tastier is their juice.

X: Your new girl is black?
Y: Yeah.
X: How is it fucking a black chick?
Y: You know, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!

by ZebraheadZacNikki August 2, 2011

Skeeters

Those stretchy little pants that girls try to wear as real pants, but aren't actually pants at all.

Camilla, why don't you put something on over those skeeters. You look like a ho.

by LouX42 February 24, 2010

Sweeter than Lane

Phrase derived from the FACT that Mountaineer Field is sweeter than Lane Stadium. Thusly anything that is pretty sweet can be deemed "sweeter than Lane"

Did you hear that new Kanye album...its sweeter than Lane

Dang, this is a nice stadium...its sweeter than Lane

by Special Teams Coach Beamer November 18, 2010

sweetest day

Sweetest Day, a pseudo-holiday, is celebrated on the third saturday of every October. It is one of the stupidest things ever. It makes Valentine's day look authentic - at least it's nationally recognized. Sweetest Day exists almost strictly in the midwest, specifically in Chicago.

There's an actual story behind the creation of sweetest day, but no one gives a damn.

by Yavo December 28, 2005

sweaters

1. Another name for weed
2. Another name for anything smokeable

1. Whats the quality of the fabric? It's the finest!
2. Hey, I'm going to sterling later, want me to pick up some sweaters for later tonight?

by alex913 November 11, 2005

Foot Sweaters

What people called socks before they came up with the word, "socks."

"I'd go back in time to where they called socks, "Foot Sweaters."

by Epidemickk October 11, 2008