Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

gone sheen

When someone suffers from delusions of grandeur, believes they have jungle cat blood, DNA from a Greek god and special magical powers in bed, all whilst behaving as if they were totally invincible.

Tom: “Did you hear about Harry?”

Fred: “No man. What did he do now?”

Tom: “The dude’s totally gone sheen. Last week he was out partying like a rock star, trashing hotel rooms and sleeping with strippers.”

by The Empress 4 May 2, 2011

Seenderella

Someone who will leave people on seen. She has the courage and kind just like Cinderella but more badass because she won't let people walk all over her let alone her step mother and sisters. And she loves shoes, especially sneakers and Air Jordans.

Muna is a Seenderella, that is why she never text back. Maybe you can get her a pair of shoes and she'll be your Cinderella.

by seenderell9 September 20, 2020

Sheena

If you ever find a Sheena born in April you can thank your lucky stars. Never let her go. Sharp mouth, sassy ways and walk will draw you in. Her smile, joy and playful ways will make you forget your true age. When you see her she lights up the room without even saying a word.

Mother, wife and best friend. Marriage material. You will never find a humble and loving person again. You will never find a women that will love and care for you like she does. She will always be proud of the man that's in her life. Sheena is perfect and diverse. Patient and understanding. She can be sexy, beautiful, cute, pretty and hot. This lady is once in a lifetime. If she steps into your life be prepared for change. She will open you up to a whole new wave of emotions. She will show you why it never worked with anyone else. A gift from the universe to you something that can never be bought. She will cherish you and fight for you. Courage and strength is the foundation. She will guide you through your darkness. She will stand by your side no matter what life throws at you. Honest and loyal to a fault, never betray or lie to you. Always gives more than she gets. When Sheena tells you that she loves you never take her for granted. If you don't feel it, let her go, if the universe sends her back to you treat her like gold. Passion, love, compassion and affection this beautiful beast of a lady will set your heart on fire if you open up your true self to her. She is the one that will complete you.

Sheena is a gift to you from the universe.

by UrbanLawyer December 13, 2019

Camp Sweeney

1. a summer camp for diabetics near Gainesville, Texas.
2. the most AMAZING PLACE EVER.
3. a place where friendship begins, but never ends.

Sorry, man, I can't go to Europe with you and your family. I'm going somewhere better. I'm going to Camp Sweeney!

by KatalinaCastle November 10, 2009

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

by anonymous October 31, 2020

have you seen my new wristwatch

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.

Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

by Stagmen November 30, 2016