swatting mosquitos

Jerking off really hard in the bathroom.

Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?

by swat it hard March 2, 2017

Swatson

A bitch who studies and gets As in school.

Of course she got an A she’s a swatson lol

by Lolzerzzz June 9, 2018

Swatting

Where a man name Justin takes the Semen of a man named Michael, then looks straight up and spits it in the air. He then plays a game with himself where he swats it in midair before it lands on his face. In his mind, he wins either way. Michael is repulsed.

Justin was caught laughing maniacally swatting Michael's left over Semen from an old condom in trash.

by Justin’sDaddy June 9, 2021

swatzone

rich ass nigga w 7figs

omg its swatzone im so wet

by swatzone January 12, 2024

Swatting

The act of cumming in someone’s ear, then placing a strawberry in it, and proceeding to blend it into a smoothie. Pour it in a nice chilled glass and consume.

Swatting is my favorite way to get my vitamins in.

by Troxxerman April 30, 2024

Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

Virtual Swatting

A false report of a serious breach in a video game that is sent to the game administrators (usually as a prank or a fit of revenge) in an attempt to get the victim suspended or banned.

Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there

When I was logging on to play Splatoon the other day, I got a message saying that I was banned for being unsportsmanlike. I did nothing wrong; I was merely playing the game fairly and not taunting. It was just pure skill.

Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting

by ErPhox05 July 13, 2025