Swanson Dinner

2. Swanson Dinner

What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.

Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.

by Dleg December 21, 2008

Swanson Dinner

Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.

Josh: So what did you and Jenna do last night?
James: Oh I gave her a Swanson Dinner ;)

by Franzzz November 6, 2008

swansons dip

the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference

Hey Dawna, you up for a liitle swansons dip for dinner tonight.

by deez testes October 30, 2012

Hornsby Swanson

The ideal pimp or a player; a rizz god.

I’m feelin’ like Hornsby Swanson right now the way I’m mackin these bitches.

by hornsmitt May 18, 2022

ben swanson

A stupid fuckin farmer that gets drunk off 1 IPA has a micro penis that eventually morphs into a vagina that gets pounded by his incest dad.

Wow ben swansons a fucking faggot.

by IM A RUNNING BACK February 10, 2018

Mr. Swanson

Slang term referring to a slimy, disgusting, old teacher that subtlety hits on students. Generally middle schoolers.

"Mr. Jones reminds of a Mr. Swanson."

by Jimbur July 13, 2021

Reverse Swansoned

When the bad luck fan of the home team shows up to the game in the opposing game's jersey and roots for the non-home team effectively reversing the bad luck and dooming to the opponents to a Cleveland Browns level of bad luck and losing.

That fan that Swansoned us last week, showed up again this week wearing the other teams jersey and our team won the game with some really freaky lucky plays. He totally reverse Swansoned them!!!!

by Squad game January 10, 2022