Swashknuckling

Piratical display of masturbatory effort, usually with a sticky end.

Burtie was thrown off the bus for swashknuckling on the back seat.

by wilsonqc October 4, 2018

Swashie

Another word for dope, awesome, cool etc.

Andrew: Yoo' bro where you get them new Jordans?
Lamar:Oh, at the Flight Club in NYC.
Andrew: Word, that's swashie!

Pronunciation: Sway-she

by Kay327 October 21, 2011

swashbuckling

to buckle swashes, to fight with swords brutally and in full pirate regalia (must include dagger, sword, eye patch, peg leg, great big pirate captain hat, parrot...you know, the works.)

The famous sea captain, Bluebeard, was quite the buckler of swashes...you might say, he had a knack for swashbuckling.

by hailtopiracy September 21, 2005

Swashbuckling Whore

A type of woman who likes to pick up illegals outside of Home Depot and trick them into "fixing a leaky faucet." Also enjoy homeless single dads and puts their claim of "will work for food" to the test. Will occasionally make wild claims about burritos for her own sick pleasure. Also known as the Twaffle, Twaffzilla or TWilley, as in TWilley gonna getcha.

That swashbuckling whore took another homeless dude back to her place.

by burritokenny August 22, 2012

swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016

juno swans

The best-est of all buddies. They have their own bromance codes. Like Shadwal and Keshav.

Look at Shadwal and Keshav, They are Juno Swans

by EvilPotato August 10, 2017

Balls Swashbuckling

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).

Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!

by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021