scafat

Someone who is fat and scary looking.

So your in a bar...

Danny: Man check out that girl!
Frank: Dude!! That girl is fkn fugly!
Danny: Nah man... she's scafat!

by frnk070 October 14, 2011

bbc safari

to hunt big black cock bbc; the act of a huntress or group of female hunters seeking out the largest of the large black cocks. Upon capture the hunted impale the hunters with their black meat swords until satisfaction is achieved.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Melissa, Annie and I are going on a BBC Safari"

by Mel loves the BBC April 20, 2008

Youtube Safari

When you start on one video then hit the link to a related video and then another related video until you've been on youtube for five hours when you started out looking at a panda sneezing and end up with some guy talking about reptilan aliens disrupting the human race's ultimate evolution to ascend to the 4th dimension.

"Hahahaha that baby panda is hilarious! Oooh, whats this video?" *four and a half hours later* "ZOMG! my mind is blown by how everyone in power is a shape-shifting reptilian! What a Youtube Safari!"

by Snakes_In_Flight February 28, 2010

safari bong

"Safari bong" is a term used to describe packing the cone piece with bits of weed found all over the house/flat.
This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.

A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.

Bro: Dude what are you doing on your hands and knees?
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed

by Benjiboi420 June 16, 2017

safan

Hot sexy human being with black hair and has a sword

Safan is hot

by bhrath reji June 27, 2021

Sleepy Safari

1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.

2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.

1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.

2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"

by Mister Pencil January 20, 2009

camp seafarer

the best camp ever! where you get to stand on the tables and sing at meals, and instead of hello everyone says AHOY THERE! where its still cool to dance all night to beach music in a thing called "the cage" with the hottest boys in the south! (seagull boys of course) sailing is a must do and you always smell of the neuse...but its the best place on the crystal coast!

Girl 1: i wonder if there is a heaven on earth
Seafarer Girl: umm..duh! camp seafarer of course

by southern belle May 13, 2005