The ultimate expression of life’s unfortunate events. Haven't you heard? No-one gets out alive. Life Sux!
“Most people think life sux, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sux, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary
- Denis Leary
by Tom Smythe December 26, 2011
Get the Life Sux mug.by hp12345 August 4, 2007
Get the rachael ray sux mug.-Dude...did you read the latest Stile Sux strip?
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-Stile obviously has some issues...some very serious ones.
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-Stile obviously has some issues...some very serious ones.
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by RatchetBoo July 1, 2003
Get the Stile Sux mug.-The official term for a Red Sox fan.
-One who claims they have the greatest team in baseball although they have taken a back seat to the Yankees their entire existence.
-A fag.
-Someone who likes the actual red sock.
-Someones whose team finally won a World Series after 80+ years, and now think they deserve to be considered as great as the Yankees.
-Someone with a small cock.
-A team of players from mostly Hispanic Descent.
-The team "Big Popi" the pipe smoker plays for. Sure he can hit home runs, but what else can he do?
-A big fag.
-Says I the red sock ranger
-One who claims they have the greatest team in baseball although they have taken a back seat to the Yankees their entire existence.
-A fag.
-Someone who likes the actual red sock.
-Someones whose team finally won a World Series after 80+ years, and now think they deserve to be considered as great as the Yankees.
-Someone with a small cock.
-A team of players from mostly Hispanic Descent.
-The team "Big Popi" the pipe smoker plays for. Sure he can hit home runs, but what else can he do?
-A big fag.
-Says I the red sock ranger
by Red Sock Ranger August 11, 2006
Get the Red sux mug.an insult in reference to the Chicago White Sox, the shittier baseball team whose goddamn park, U.S. Cellular Field, is nothing but a giant advertisement. The Cubs have better players, a better park in Wrigley Field, and much better fans (with the exception of Steve Bartman
Man Fuck the white sux! The Cubs can kick their ass any day! And no, Wrigley Field is NOT a gay bar!
by spaghetti cormorant April 13, 2007
Get the white sux mug.1) an unfunny play on words used to descrive Microsoft's X-Box
2) a term created by fanboys who most likely have never even tried the X-Box
2) a term created by fanboys who most likely have never even tried the X-Box
I'm no fan of X-Box, but it is a good system. I'm certainly not going to lower myself by calling it "X-SUX."
by DarkMatter October 12, 2004
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