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Curb Surfing

The process of going through residential neighborhoods just before the city sanitation trucks pick up “bulk trash.” Those items that will not fit in the homeowner's regular trash container are considered “bulk trash.” The residents are instructed to place those items on the curb in front of the house and at a scheduled time the city will pick up everything and dispose of it. The goal is to beat the sanitation truck to the neighborhood so the items on the curb can be searched before the truck arrives.

Here in Dallas Texas, we have been curb surfing since the late 1990s.
Hey Pero, I’m looking for a bicycle lets go curb surfing in Gilbert's neighborhood tonight since bulk trash is picked up in the morning.
by Profit by Dumpster Diving September 9, 2022
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Bus Surfing

The act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. The goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support.

Often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest.
''On the way home last night I was bus surfing for a full 3 minutes!''
by magic_8ball January 11, 2008
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No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

To add to the unreal tournament definition it is also found in the film 'hellraiser'
No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering
Man thats a cool quote
by anonymous............ally August 11, 2006
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eternal suffering

by bruhmomentomgwoah June 27, 2020
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Howard's Suffering

When you invest in the 4th industrial revolution and you dont fully understand what you bought. This is the time spent in uncertainty while waiting for the start of the Chainlink singularity.

Swing and No Linkers BTFO
All of your dreams will come true if you make it past the Howard's Suffering.
by Coubra May 10, 2019
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Log Surfing

"Dude you took forever!"

"Sorry bud, I was log surfing"

"That explains it. Lets go bowling."
by mrcbeezy May 11, 2010
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Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.
Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.
by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010
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