Optometrist Suprise

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005

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Scarsdale Suprise

Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow

Person 1: Ever gotten a Scarsdale Suprise?
Person 2: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it

by Jared Levin January 8, 2006

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The Randy Quaid Suprise

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

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The girl of your dreams! A girl who will make your life so amazing that you would want nothing more! She is beautiful and absolutely gorgeous ! No one on this planet is cuter than her nor is anyone as sweet as her! Her kindness just makes you wonder how such a kind person can ever exist on the face of this planet! She is the absolute best at everything! Perfect in every possible way!

A person who loves to be given nicknames (like Wifey or Cony), she is the best friend you can ever have and if she happens to love you (or even just come into your life), she is one person you would not want to let go!

She is perfect in every way.. She is a Suprita!

by Browncoco September 28, 2022

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