summerlin mom

wears lulu, even if she hasn’t worked out all day
drives a white mercedes

goes to yoga class every morning

When I grow up, I want to be a summerlin mom

by jtbean May 26, 2018

superconductor

A superconductor is one blessed with the skill, to conduct muktiple ensembles, simultaeneously. The record for the most ensembles conducted, simultaeneously, is 5, by mr J----s. The record of most ensembles conducted by any organism, is 11, by o---a the octopus. However this claim has been disputed, as 4 of these ensembles consisted of several marine creatures, whilst 4 of the human ensemble, got hopelessly lost by his rather erratic conducting

Tom: Mr Jarvis ain't a conductor!
Will: Huh?
Tom: he's a SUPERCONDUCTOR!

by just_me_then December 3, 2010

summerland copter

Tape a tennis raquet to your penis and do the helicopter

I almost sacked myself when I was doing the Summerland copter

by GrassUpMyAss July 11, 2014

Summerlin

The wealthiest part of Las Vegas. Home to luxury homes, upscale shopping, Red Rock Resort and Las Vegas Ballpark. Home of the best views of the Las Vegas Strip. Located at the doorstep of Red Rock Canyon.

“ I’m going to hike in Red Rock Canyon and eat at Red Rock Resort in Summerlin.”

by Peter Boyd June 17, 2019

Summerlin Mom

A Summerlin mom is a Rich entitled Gated community living European Karen that lives in Las Vegas. They usually have Golden Knight season tickets and use their husband's Black AMEX card to buy anything they need to keep up with their neighbors. Their children usually go to private schools, and only work minimally for play money. They love boxed wine and getting plastic surgery. They like to wear VGK glitter jackets and work out and tan during the day. They are a running joke on the VGK Keeping It Real fan page on FB. Vegas Ron has trademarked this term.

I saw a Summerlin mom at Costco wearing a Golden Knight Glitter jacket getting into her Tesla with a case of boxed wine.

by VEGASRON January 6, 2022

Summering

A verb meaning to chill, as in to sit around and do nothing, or to hang out with friends during summer.
The use of this word in ANY other season will result in you sounding like a DUMASS.

Jason: hey what's up?
Nick: nothing much, just summering.
Jason: I thought you had to work today..
Nick: oh BLEEP

by Niha July 30, 2008

Smerconish

Similar to a dirty Sanchez, a Smerconish is where during anal intercourse the penis is removed from the anus and is smeared on the woman's or man's face in a circle around the mouth giving a poop goatee.

Scott:"Dude I totally Smerconished that chick last night!"
Brad:"Fuck yeah broski!"

by peezy2014 April 3, 2019