Suicide

Suicide is when a person has had enough of their life, to a point where they can't keep going, so they decide to kill themselves. Suicide isn't talked about enough, otherwise children wouldn't be dying, and parents wouldn't have to be crying. It's very sad, but it's also serious, it shouldn't be joked about, and unfortunately... Most people who commit suicide are bullied, and we need to take action towards this. Instead of teaching bullying at 12-14 teach it at 6-8. We shouldn't be afraid to let children know what's going out in the world, it just proves that it's really bad, and it's only going to get worse.

Please remember you are beautiful, amazing, talented, loved and above all, human. You are going to have bad days, you are going to have good ones, just PLEASE PLEASE... Please, remember to keep your head up king/queen, you've got lots to loose...
Call 0101123, if you are having suicidal thought, stay awesome, I love you.

Bully: Haha, they killed themself! What a coward.
Me: They have been through a lot more than you'll ever experience in your whole life, also if they're cowards, how are all suicide methods painful? And it takes a lot of courage to kill yourself.

by aiden2024 August 19, 2020

anal suicide

That unseen act happening in the stall next to you, characterized by mysterious and horrible sounds and smells, groans and gasps, maybe even cursing or weeping, and usually accompanied by plopping and splashing of water, multiple toilet flushes and sighs.

I swear the dude in the stall next to me just committed anal suicide; it's like all his innards fell out through his ass and he flushed them down the toilet. The smell almost killed me.

by simplyscott December 20, 2012

Suicide Walker

A male/female that’s suicidal or has suicidal thoughts but tries really hard to act out as if he/she is a happy person to cover up his/her pain.

Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.

by YYouDontKnowMe August 17, 2018

Suicide

committing suicide doesn't mean they are a coward, its when you have had enough of life's rollercoaster and want to get off, when you feel the numbness, and all you need is pain, because that's all you can feel, because that's wait makes them feel human. Its not something irrational, its something that feels like the only way out when life becomes too much, and when everything is attacking you. its the last resort.

I need to feel something, I need to feel everything, I want to commit suicide.

by ThatDeepThinker October 5, 2020

suicide stack

The amount of each cryptocurrency coin/token you will need to have in a portfolio to make you want to commit suicide at some later date if you ended up losing it all before the coins/tokens moon during the upcoming bull market.

In 2010 Gary threw away his hard drive containing the keys to his suicide stack of 10,000 btc. Every time he reflects on this he want to kill himself now that in 2021 this btc would be worth half a billion dollars.

Poem written on biz from when $LINK cost $3.69 in 2019:
nulinkers follow me
latelinkers follow me
yacht party 1000 link is the entry fee
a suicide stack used to cost nothin
now it's like 4 grand
when reddit buys start dumpin
thats the game plan
i seen a forbes article yesterday
said chainlinks useless
yes bog?
publish ze fud
he sold?
do it.
goin to the moon like everyday
sit home shit post im gettin paid
every minute i made your minim wage
im a neet piss jug like lemonade
no cage for me
no wage cage for me
suck it bezos no cage for me

by benevolentajax February 23, 2021

Alabama Suicide jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.

"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"

by theboi669 April 18, 2019

suicide wank

When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

a friend tried a suicide wank and won!!! he did it and failed the second time!!

by Shane Hassett January 13, 2008