Schadenfraud

The malicious joy of watching or hearing about an audacious fraud unravel.

Reading, listening or watching anything to do with Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos gives me such schadenfraud.
The Fyre documentary was pure schadenfraud.

by thwartmanteau March 2, 2019

Dick Shad

A formation of vaginal residue at the base of the shaft.

"I love when Gertrude's on top, but she leaves a bunch of dick shadbehind."

by Ron Joberts March 1, 2018

schadenfreude

pleasure derived from others' troubles.

although "schadenfreude" seems widely known I've never heard it being used in casual conversation.

Probably it's more the problem of not knowing how to pronounce it. I've heard "skäidenfruhd," for instance :)

by lingualtreasure June 3, 2009

Schadenfreude

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight-A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their oscar speech!

"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

by Luke Wehner June 23, 2004

SHAD soldier

A disparaging term for reserve/part time/militia military members used in the CANADIAN forces.

Stands for "Saturday's Holidays and After Dinner " soldiers.

Jeezus, we dont have the SHAD soldier with us again to do we?

Oh, you're not a SHAD soldier are you?

by Random ex army guy September 7, 2019

shad-moment

Said to identify or mock someone who switches religious and/or political views constantly.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear about John recently? He changed from supporting an extremist movement while being a traditionalist religious person to a progressive liberal!"

Person 2: "Oh man, I didn't know about that. Sounds like a shad-moment"

by Abby Layth February 20, 2022

shadaaaaaaaaap

Shut the hell up. No more.

Shadaaaaaaaaap Senor Bush - quit your lies!

by tEEns May 14, 2005