An evil monster from the fiery eternal depths of hell whose soul purpose is to trick you into caring about her so she can catch you off guard, break
your heart, devour
your soul, and leave you alone as an empty, pathetic shell of your former self. -aka my ex girlfriend-
Warning: These creatures can cause inflamed genitals, confusion, itching sensations, and
depression. They are also known to cheat on you with dirty, greasy mexicans.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!