schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

Sexmaster

Sayaan tower building

omg look its a tourist attraction Sexmaster aka sayaan towwer builing!!

by nlgger gulper July 7, 2021

Sacmaster

Defensive tight end with the ability to knock someone over without even touching them.

Also, a nickname of one such person.

Man, that guy is such a Sacmaster.

by jacknifesquid May 13, 2005

submasternap

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.

I was going to rub one out, but I was submasternapping before I even finished.

by subsubsublibrarian September 19, 2011

stumaster

A notrious donkey balls sucker, jackass and stupid wang to be avoided at all costs and for God's sake don't let his ass near your locker!

Oh my god it's stumaster run for your lives and take your locker with you cos' he'll rub his ass on it!

by bobbobson February 19, 2004

smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on

man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?

by davidwating August 10, 2003

dubmaster

a very random person who is a freeform addict likes to stick his tongue on electric things

dubmaster is playin now

by miss maple April 22, 2005