stumpled

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019

stumpky

nasty ass stubby stinky hoe

jessica: “sarah was talking about how you always wear weave”
shaniya: “bye asl. tell that stumpky ass bitch mind her business”

by blasiibabii December 23, 2020

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

stumpy

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on

A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole.

by wildman March 30, 2005

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

stumly

stumly is the name you would give to a little disgusting rodent.

Ewwww!! Look at that little stumly in the corner!

by Uncletwohands August 15, 2018

sons of stumpy

Motorcycle gang south east scotland 1972 - 2000 membership varied between 15 and 45+ at its peak.Nominated leader known as Shagnasty, partied with El Diablos, Pharoes, Minehoff,East coast pirates. Also known for wearing one and a half leg jeans and the now legendary ben fur jackets

Sons of Stumpy followed a credo laid out in the following:

And in the fullness of time the prophecy must be fulfilled and the sons of mental stumpy shall smite the land cities shall be razed and made into racetracks for is it not written that the motorcycle is the key to heaven and hell

by phaedrus the scot October 12, 2009