Serioso

A term for one's significant other, to be used by adult heterosexual couples in long-term or lifelong, monogamous relationships who are serious, live together and have built their lives together, but have yet to get engaged or don't intend to marry at all.

Where "boyfriend/girlfriend" is too childish, "husband/wife" doesn't apply, "fiance" is dishonest, "partner" sounds homosexual and "lover" is too sexual, there is serioso. Coined by Chemda of the Keith and The Girl podcast, episode 130.

"My serioso and I are coming up on our six year anniversary."

by thatartychick January 11, 2008

wally strips

(n) The strips on the right shoulder of the road that awakens you so that you know you are about to go off into the ditch. These strips were invented for "Wally the Weaver" and have successfully saved many lives.

He just roamed to the right of the road and ran into the wally strips and it jolted him awake.

by Lexmeister September 16, 2007

dick strips

When you finish having sex and your dick has dried and there are strips of dried cum. Those are dick strips.

After my girlfriend left, I had dick strips and needed to take a shower.

by Udivitel August 27, 2015

Crest 3D White Strips

An alternative to going to the dentist and receiving teeth whitening treatment. This over the counter brand of strips delivers similar effects to professional treatment. However, over time the white strips will weaken the tooth enamel leading to inevitable decay.

OMG, her teeth are so white I have to wear sunglasses just to look at her.

She uses Crest 3D White Strips 2 times a day religiously. I would get some but it's too damn expensive and I would rather just brush my teeth and floss once a day!

by PTrockstar92 February 4, 2013

strise

'rise to the occasion'
strise to the occasion, meaning to rise.

golledge can't strise to the occasion

by go-large January 20, 2010

kishy strips

The strip of unused rubber on the outer edge of a motorcycle tyre. Often also called chicken strips. A useful tool in determaning how far a rider leans (or doesn't lean)his motorcycle over in a corner.

By looking at his kishy strips you could tell that he didn't lean his bike in corners.

by truckaus October 22, 2006

Strostitute

A woman or man who doubles as a stripper and a prostitute. This is especially common among "lower class" strippers.

Candy, the stripper at Pink Pony, is totally a strostitute. Josh banged her for $120.

by onizzle1996 June 9, 2011