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No strings attached

Having only sex with someone and nothing else but that. No hanging out unless it’s to fuck
Girl: let’s fuck. No strings attached though
Boy: sounds good
Ex
Boy: wanna go to the movies instead

Girl: nah I’m good. No dick no hangout.

Boy: oh
by Tidepods January 24, 2018
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string bean tits

A pair of breasts that are very thin and shriveled like a string-bean. They typically droop down significantly and makes the affected woman look flat because they are so fucking thin. To avoid insulting a female with these type of tits, they can be referred to as a set of SBT's in public.
Did you see Caroline in that bathing suit? She has a nasty set of string bean tits. I bet her husband is banging a hot chick on the side with real tits and a firm ass.
by Rohja May 20, 2008
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stringy paddle

n. A Violin.

As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.
Jerri (Amy Sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color Comedy Central series. Kicked out of the Flatpoint High orchestra by Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed Jerri remains behind after class and begins experimenting with the various instruments. Eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, Mr. Noblot (Stephen Colbert) is stunned when Jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. Soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, Mr. Noblot isolates Jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. Distressed by the scratches on Jerri's hands from attempting to groom the family cat, Mr. Noblot brings Jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. With Mr. Noblot's newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and Mr. Jellineck, and the disapproval of Jerri's father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, Jerri decides to give up the "stringy paddle" (her name for the violin) the very night of the Tri-County Music Championship. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
by smudgetool September 17, 2008
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String dance

What Conan O'Brien will occasionally do in the introduction to his show. It involves licking his hands, drawing up fake strings and lifing his hips, starting on the right, and going the left, then "cutting" the string with "scissors" (his right hands), then dropping his leg hard. This is usually accompanied by small symbal hits by Max Weinberg.
"Oh man, Late Night with Conan O'Brien just started!"
"I wonder if he'll do the string dance tonight!"
by ska7245 December 14, 2008
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string theory

Quite possibly the wierdest physics theory ever. While all of the math behind it is correct, attempting to understand it is like having molten platnium poured on your skull. The theory is something like this:
1. Everything is made of molecules (duh).
2. Molecules are made of atoms (also duh).
3. Atoms are made of electrons, protons, and neutrons (very duh).
4. Electrons, protons, and neutrons can be split in half to create quarks.
5. Quarks are actually made of even smaller pieces, called strings.
Strings are eleven-dimensional (ten dimensions + time) bits of energy that not only make up the above particles but create forces including gravity, electromagnetism, strong nuclear forces, weak nuclear forces, and a few other forces that have not yet been discovered.
Strings are so infitismally small that anyone with an IQ of less that 400 (ie, all humans) is incapable of imagining how small they are. To give you an example, imagine an atom of hydrogen was the size of the solar system. On the same scale, a single string would be the size of small tree.
String theory also includes a bunch of theorys including m-theory, relativity, chaos theory, and a few others that may or may not have been invented by someone who was on LSD at the time (if you've ever seen any Mandelbrot Fractals, you'll know what I mean).
After reading about string theory for two hours, my brain decided to go into a coma out of self defense.
by DragonlordALS June 13, 2004
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String Cheese Bitch

a person who loses their anal virginity to string cheese
i fucked that string cheese bitch's tight butthole so bad last night
by Julie Roettger October 21, 2010
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Thong string

A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss
If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.
by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008
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