Streaming

The act of urinating.

While streaming, in a computer and data centric context, indicates the flow of audio and/or video data, an individual who is creating live content on the internet is more properly described as "doing a webcast" versus "streaming."

"I'm streaming right now, hands free."
"Really? You're doing a webcast right now?"
"No, I'm urinating, while I'm talking to you on the phone."

by Alfred_FL February 8, 2009

Meryl Streeping It

Pleasuring yourself to the work of a celebrity that turns you on especially an older "cougar" celebrity.

Man, I walked in John's room and he was totally meryl streeping it!

by Pixiesquasher August 6, 2010

sexless streaming

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015

Baker Streeting

The act of mocking someone’s misery, by humming the sax-part of the song “Baker Street”

Jake: man, im so sad

Blake: aw, man, im so sorry. *hums Baker Street*

Jake: Man, Blake, stop Baker Streeting me!

by thotaroo June 17, 2020

the twilight's last streaming

to fail.

Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."

by spikeumike February 25, 2011

live streaming

Live Streaming is the broadcasting of live video and audio feeds from a remote location by way of services like those offered by Twitch.tv. Live Streaming provides opportunities for broadcasters to display their gameplay, game play-through, or other topics-of-interest in real time; a.k.a., live. Most live stream broadcasts typically associate a chat room portal through which viewers may directly interact with one another, as well as the broadcaster, in real time. Unlike highlighted, or archived, videos, live streaming provides an highly-interactive experience for both the broadcaster and the viewer in real time.

"I love watching walk-through live streaming of my favorite video games by popular gamers on Twitch."

by CommonSenseTeach March 15, 2015

smessing

n. To harass, beguile, or otherwise screw with someone by SMS.

1 txt: hey looser i 8 all ur klondike barz 2day

2 txt: wtf!!1! u best be smessing with me!

by portman2 June 20, 2011