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the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it
yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her
by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012
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Strawberry Shortcake Remix

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and cums on her face, getting a mixture of the girl's own period blood and his cum on her face, and possibly in her mouth.
by Lee Williams #5 March 17, 2011
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StrawBerry Shortcake Bar

The best Ice Cream Bar known to man, causes the mouth to water, and the cheek glands to pucker while tasting the delicious delicacy. Melting occurs always, leaving a tasty mess.
Yo, when u grab your soda will you pick me up a Strawberry Shortcake Bar from the Tastes like heaven section?
by PumpkinsetsFire April 26, 2011
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A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.
Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?
by Wild Wild Wickney August 17, 2021
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Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum
Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga
by I have no gender November 8, 2017
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occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.
"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"
by b.ximenez January 19, 2008
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Strawberry Shortcake

After fucking a chubby midget on her period, you take your dick out and slap off the period juice onto her face then cum on the top of her head moving your penis side to side creating artistic drippings.
I would totally Strawberry Shortcake that female Ewok right now.
by pornopdillywilly February 2, 2022
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