Strawberry

Why the fuck are you searching up what the definition of strawberry is?

Do you want a strawberry you fucking idiot?

by bleached cow February 8, 2019

strawberry

a young man that stands girls up. more than likely has never kissed a girl. these usually spend most of their time playing video games rather than even pretending to give a shit about their girlfriend. have extremely good bodies and make their girlfriends want them really badly, but usually break their hearts.

I really wanted to see my strawberry tonight, but I guess he's at his house playing call of duty.

by Strawberryless March 1, 2009

strawberry

strawberry, a word to describe a flustered person/person who blushes very easily.

“Soup is such a strawberry. They get flustered so easily, especially when their boyfriend is around.”

by Corrupted Roki November 5, 2022

strawberry

a fruit you eat at college, when you are on the computer.

hey dexter pass me that strawberry so i can focus on my computer applications program.

by Brassmonkey33 June 8, 2009

Strawberry

A sweet redish to pinkish succulent fruit or sometimes reffered to a person.

A strawberry like me. ask OMAR

by Thelesha June 14, 2005

Strawberry

A less obvious way to say ‘pussy’/‘vagina’. This is because when a strawberry is sliced up- the middle part looks like a females pussy and strawberries are lovely just like...

Person 1: ‘I would eat that strawberry any day!’
Person 2: ‘What are you talking about??’
Person 1: ‘Look at her strawberry...’

by Strawberries+Peaches March 13, 2020

Strawberry

That one person that gets their heart broken in a relationship by someone and uses people to vent, get attention and sympathy from by faking their depression. This person also tends to be a snowflake and can't handle the truth. If you find this person, best thing is to leave them since all they do is cry and are always negative and never stop.

For example:

Strawberry Day 1: "This person left me...blah blah blah"

Everyone Day 1: "Aw, that is so sad, don't worry, you'll find someone else even better"

Strawberry Day 100: "Same blah blah blah"

Everyone Day 100: "It's okay, we understand, try to move on"

Strawberry Day 365: "Why does it have to be like this, same blah blah blah"
Everyone Day 365: *Slowly gets away from the Strawberry"

Strawberry: *Goes to others to do the same thing again to other victims*

by kingknb July 3, 2020