captain stabbing

old man with girls on his boat...funny
www.captainstabbin.com

dude, i wanna see anal adventures on captain stabbin!

by andrei October 17, 2003

scrubbin' one out

Jerking off to Dr. Elliot Reid from the TV show "Scrubs."

I was watching reruns and ended up scrubbin' one out.

by Andrew Michaelson December 9, 2007

Stabbing Hitler

The art of a male stroking his own reproductive organ.

Johnny was bored so he got on the computer and began stabbing hitler.

by Dust Bucket March 2, 2011

Scrubbing out the possum hole

1. Vigorous vaginal intercourse; or
2. Douching after vigorous vaginal intercourse.

George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.

by Willbro August 6, 2014

Scrubbin

Lounging around, eating whatever you want, wearing basically nothing and looking as if society stopped caring about appearances.

NOT in a depressed state. Thats called bummin. You scrub just because you can.

Hey, whatcha doin?

Scrubbin.

Can I come over?

Nope :)

by NoRoommates August 4, 2012

clam stabbing

(verb) A penis thrusting into a vagina in a rapid and often vicious manner. Usually done from a standing position, or in a position where only the genitalia are in contact.

Felta and Favreau went double team clam stabbing on that switch hitting duo in da Port.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

scrubbin it

being lazy
not caring how u look

aquamequisha- "hey what are you doing today"
bomquisha- "just scrubbin it, watchin movies with the boyfriend"
aquamequisha- "bitch, what the hell. chicks before dicks"

by aquamequisha jones January 11, 2009