strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008

Skraelings

Vikings named the native americans skraelings. However, another word "skrullinger" is a modern norwegian word for "primitive ones". Perhaps the natives were so primitive that the Vikings had to name them what they were. The pilgrims who came hundreds of years later named them Indians, perhaps the pilgrims were uneducated.

Let's go make fun of the skraelings.
Din skrulling, ikke slå på tv'en, trykk på knappen! (You skraeling, dont hit on the tv, press on button!)

by Vikingf00k December 15, 2008

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Strangling the Pope

This is an unconventional grip that one uses on his penis. Usually done when drunk and standing at the urnal in a bar. It is a strong pinch with the fore finger and the thumb just where the head meets the shaft.

In a drunken rage Dugan chased people around the bathroom while strangling the pope and threatened to piss on everyone.

by Can't kill a man born to hang! April 12, 2009

strapeing the frumpet

posh word for wanking

I bet lady die died while strapeping the frumpet

by poosoap April 13, 2005