Stantard

(n) The kids in high school that are only taking the standard level courses.

Or: (n) A term used by the highest level students to refer to students taking any courses that aren't in the top level.

AP/IB kid: Hey, look at the stantards going to English 10.

Or: AP kid: Man, I walked by the Honors Biology room, and all the stantards in there were staring at me.

by Ikse July 2, 2011

startard

When a person is star struck by someone famous and finds that their tongue and mind are tied for words, so they just blurb something out.

Walking along 9th Avenue I overheard a voice I recognized. It was Mark Indelicato (Justin) from 'Ugly Betty'. I had a startard moment. All I could say was, "Mark! Dude. You're so awesome. Thank you." He smiled and said thanks.

by Bobby Whispers April 28, 2010

spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

saratarded

Blanket description of anyone who actually looks UP to Sarah Palin, believes she has any more intelligence than a potato, or ascribes to or agrees with the Tea Party.

Those Teabaggers are f*ckin' saratarded!

by Rocketfueler April 22, 2010

startard

One who is retarded at ordering at Starbucks.

That person is a startard.

by EwYor Ugly June 29, 2008

Startard

Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.

" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "

" doucher. "

by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009

Sarcastard

Someone who is retarded at picking up on sarcasm.

"millionaire is the worlds greatest show!"
"i know right!!! i lurv it sooooo much!"
"uh, dude, sarcastic, you are such a sarcastard!!"

by argustuft November 5, 2011