Strangling the pig

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.

Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"

by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

strangli whangli

Uncommon word used to describe a particular action over toes / feet on a human body.

See past tense to be stranglie whanglied

Oh Jean! I know her! I’d love to strangli whangli with her!

by Rarewordgeek February 10, 2022

Spanglish Lover

First language is Spanish
Second Language is English
Friendship first, Buddie, Someone you feel very close too, with a bit of a wind blowing on your ears flapping.

Lengua primaria Español
Lengua secundaria Ingles.

Tu mejor amigo Alguien que esta muy adentro de ti, con un poquito de viento flapping por tus oidos.

Honeeto, is my Spanglish Lover,
Honeeta, es mi Spanglish amante

by pattiinlv January 12, 2010

strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014

hollywood spanglish

a strange half-american, half-latin language translated backand forth in single sentences. Never used in real life. Usually only in drug-war movies as if the shitty latin barrios needed to be degraded even more.

see definition for quarter-rican

by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008