strangling-satan

Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan

Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?

Person 2: No way dude...

Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*

by bennycnz April 2, 2010

stranging

imaginary dating or friending important people;
making secret plans with famous people;
emotionally adopting important people;
never having to leave the house because all of your friends are in your head;

C-Lo Green comes to me for creative advice. We've been stranging for months.

by kradd October 2, 2013

strangling the snake

to jerk off or wanking

A : will u come to the party this weekend
B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.

by datjapguy November 19, 2015

Strateling

Strateling, as told to me by a friend, means to look like your humping someone but only sitting down/standing behind them/cuddling.

When someone's leaning forward on a table and you go behind them to "stratel" them, making you look like your humping them, but you're only "strateling" them (SOrry I was told to use the word 'strateling' too)

by Jex Cahill March 12, 2011

strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

by smokestyle December 24, 2021

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

Strandling

Strangling a bitch while straddling her

I couldn't stop strandling this girl because, she violently refused to stay still.

by Vxham October 21, 2014