Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?
Person 2: No way dude...
Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*
Person 2: No way dude...
Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*
by bennycnz April 2, 2010
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by kradd October 2, 2013
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B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.
B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.
by datjapguy November 19, 2015
Get the strangling the snake mug.Strateling, as told to me by a friend, means to look like your humping someone but only sitting down/standing behind them/cuddling.
When someone's leaning forward on a table and you go behind them to "stratel" them, making you look like your humping them, but you're only "strateling" them (SOrry I was told to use the word 'strateling' too)
by Jex Cahill March 12, 2011
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