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Stranding

A sexual act that involves any gender combination of three participants. It requires the middle partner, the designated "Strand", to strap on two dildos (only if female) and align one in the basic front position and the other hanging off their ass. The "Strand then proceeds to fuck both participants doggystyle with alternating thrusts. This move is usually employed by gingers.
deryk, " did you hear alex went stranding last night?"

houstan, " good for him"

Deryk," He was the designated strand"
by the1savior January 14, 2011
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slut strands

a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, mainly because there is every danger the ten-foot pole would disappear SOMEWHERE and the girl wouldn't even break a sweat.
Person 1: How should I wear my hair tonight?
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!
by watevstrevs November 17, 2009
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Slut Strands

Usually two long unkempt strands of hair dangling at the side of ones face. Often seen worn by women who look as though they've just rolled out of bed after a heavy session.

Favoured by the likes of Meghan Markle and Amber Heard.
"You ready to wear your tiara?"

"Let me fix my slut strands first."
by skinnymalinks May 29, 2023
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pulling a Standish

One who works very little. Usually takes credit for other peoples hard work, steals peoples ideas and uses them as his own, is known to take pictures of other peoples wife's and claim them as his own. Will find a way to get out of anything when the word " Hard work" is spoken, passing it on to other N.C.O.'S and Joes claiming he is to busy when he usually spends most of the day searching his name on the internet
guy#1 Hey look at Sargent dip shit all he does is eat sleep and tell stories.

Guy#2 Yep he's "pulling a Standish"
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standish

that food she ordered is standish..
by koachpeter January 14, 2009
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sedandish

adjective
1. A term used to describe an automobile that has similar qualities to a sedan, but would not be described outright as a sedan.
Bob's new car is sedandish.
by Nick Kopas September 6, 2006
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sandish

so out of it, so blazed, so drunk, so spent from sex, so whatever, that you half-lay on a couch or chair and just sit there. Hardly any movement, not speaking, normally somehow keeping eyes open. Person being called such usually accompanied by his or her pajamas. Drool optional. Occurs on any given evening around College Park, Maryland or Jamaica. Origin of neologism: redneck territory, in Fredick, Maryland's backyard, Hagerstown. Hells yeah!

can be used as noun, adjective
"Clearly that man is sandish as shit. He broke down."

"Oh, look, there it is..." reporter turns to camera, holding safari hat close upon head, sporting a yellow buttoned up shirt and creepily pinned back handlebar mustache, "I see her. As we come closer upon the sandish form of the ganjafumarkid of the wild, we see her try to wave us away with one finger. Oh, boy, Thomas. It looks like she doesn't want to be disturbed." Thom the Cameraman pans to the magnificent horizon to the east of the background tress, headlining is the sandish sun as it sits upon the line of terra. There is a crinkling of paper sound nearby.
by Andrew Lawrence Cowman May 23, 2007
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