Straightment

A statement used to counter balance any form of homosexuality exerted in recent past actions

Ex of Straightment: *sucking on popsicle* “bro this how my girl was blowing me last night”

by Idontgetnudes7 August 17, 2018

Tit straightener

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.

This winter was a real tit straightener.

by Badgerman February 22, 2017

straightener

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face

@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@

by Cheesyeggs May 4, 2005

Straighten the fuck up.

1. To stand up straight.

2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.

3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.

4. To refrain from illegal activity.

5. To steer clear of droolies.

1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.

2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.

3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.

4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.

5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.

by PineappleJuice March 11, 2015

straightenable

having curly hair cut short but still leaving it long enough to straighten...

hockey: "Hey I finally scored at footy at weekend so I can get my curly hair cut.. need to leave it long enough so its straightenable tho"

by lisa_colesy February 11, 2008

straighten up

verb: to hide gay-themed decor or other items in one's home to prepare a visit by friends or family who don't know that one is gay.

I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next week—can I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?

by zip10011 June 11, 2010

The Straightening

The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian?
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening

by BrokenShower December 14, 2018