A little man endowed with tiny sexual equipment. He spends his days and nights in his mother's basement looking for unshielded keeps so he can repetitively scout them, phone in one hand, small equipment in the other only taking breaks to fondle said equipment when a mating scene comes on on animal planet.
Even though his sister is of the opinion that their dad is a better shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.
Currently His friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps.
“Being a Strafe is not something you become. It’s something you’re born with. It seems to be a genetic disorder, as his mom Jaqcues suffers from the same ilness. In this moment, there’s no cure for being a Strafe.”
Even though his sister is of the opinion that their dad is a better shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.
Currently His friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps.
“Being a Strafe is not something you become. It’s something you’re born with. It seems to be a genetic disorder, as his mom Jaqcues suffers from the same ilness. In this moment, there’s no cure for being a Strafe.”
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Stragedy (stræ-gə-dʒɪ):
-A tragic strategy.
-A tragically failed plan.
-An epic fail.
-A catastrophic failure, of an ill begotten plan.
-A plan that may, or may not, have been born from virtuous intentions, that nevertheless results in tragedy.
Stragedy may, in time, become a dark comedy of errors & a repeated tragedy, that calls into question the competency, wisdom & true intentions of it's authors & promoters.
"Most of the procedures taken & protocols enacted, mostly, by left leaning leadership, to address CoVid19 are stragedies of epic proportions around the world.
Stragedy (stræ-gə-dʒɪ):
-A tragic strategy.
-A tragically failed plan.
-An epic fail.
-A catastrophic failure, of an ill begotten plan.
-A plan that may, or may not, have been born from virtuous intentions, that nevertheless results in tragedy.
Stragedy may, in time, become a dark comedy of errors & a repeated tragedy, that calls into question the competency, wisdom & true intentions of it's authors & promoters.
"Most of the procedures taken & protocols enacted, mostly, by left leaning leadership, to address CoVid19 are stragedies of epic proportions around the world.
"Lockdown procedures have consequently caused more death, than the respiratory infection they are professed to prevent and are clearly a stragedy.
"This stragedy is quickly becoming a dark comedy of errors and must be stopped."
"This stragedy is quickly becoming a dark comedy of errors and must be stopped."
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