Stoned

1. To be extreamly high(the fun kind)
2. To get thrown rocks at for a crime, not common anymore besides to assholes

1.Me:Yo man im soo stoned. Is that a unicorn or a dragon? *hug air*
Johnny: what the fuck are you doing?
Me: I dont know im stoned remember?!
Johnny:Hell yeah!

2. Priest fag guy: You will be punished for your wrong doings!!!
Me: No i dont wanna be stoned you asshole!!!

by Retartedman328 January 4, 2009

Stoned

Tthe staet of minnnnd awl dtns sca saeinfa e dope.
It'S knnid of a e ts ta dn t e h .
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A: Hey man, I'm too stoned. You roll the next blunt.
B: No way, man. I'm too stZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........

by the dude with the blunt January 18, 2005

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.

The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder

by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016

Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.

I was so stoned last night

by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018