Stonehocker Theory

The theory that, even if you can't afford dental care and meals for your kids, you can still afford sixty inch flat screens and brand new cars. Usually associated with wearing Nascar shirts and pajama pants in public.

Steve: How do they afford such nice things?

Kenzi: It's simple. They live by the Stonehocker Theory.

by I heart chocolate flakes! March 25, 2009

Sponcho

It is a kind of guy that is just about flawless. A guy that is unbelievably sweet, who will go to extreme lengths to make a girl feel loved. A guy that is crazily cute, so cute he can melt your heart with one smile. With eyes, that make your stomach jump when you look at them. A sponcho is a guy that is naturally good at everything. (Which can be very annoying at times). He is also a person who stutters quite frequently, and drags their feet when they walk. Also, a guy who is not always the smoothest... He has smooth moments, but un-smooth moments too. Which is cute in his own way. A guy who is indescribable, original, loving, and all around pretty amazing. If you find a sponcho... make sure to never let him go.

little girl- When i grow up i'm going to be a princess!
mom- Are you going to marry a prince charming?
little girl- forget that! i want to marry a sponcho!

by Skitter lover June 5, 2011

Stonaholic

A word i literally just created in terms of someone being a Stoner and a Alcoholic.

If i keep watching Tipsy Bartender i'm going to be a Stonaholic

by Nothighenough April 25, 2016

Sconcho

A combination of scarf and a poncho

That bitch is rocking that sconcho

by Slappybags August 11, 2018

Stonched

The feeling of overly stoned/high. (More than stoned). This was made by myself when I tried saying I was stoned but mixed it with chonged, (another word for being stoned/high) by accident. So stonched was a result of this.

Boy 1 “Yo man you good?”

Boy 2“Nah bro I cant lie I’m stonched”

by MC2Drippy February 15, 2020

stonehoe

someone who lives in stoneham ma and is a slut or whore

jess: that girl is such a whore

alyssa:where is she from
jess: stoneham, ma
alyssa: Oh so she’s a stonehoe

by hiiiiiiiieveryone February 28, 2020

Stonchi

1. You stink up the gaff, etc you are the most boring person at the party.

2. You stink bruv

Your the stonchiest guy I know

by Jmoney and de john December 8, 2023