A girl who has the potential to be cute, but is not quite there yet, so one invests and acts nice to her in the hopes that when she is cute they can cash out and bang her
Man 1: That girl over there seems cute but shes a little chubby
Man 2: She's a stock market, be nice to her now so she will think your a "good guy" later when shes hot
Man 1: Ah gotcha invest now, cash out later
Man 2: She's a stock market, be nice to her now so she will think your a "good guy" later when shes hot
Man 1: Ah gotcha invest now, cash out later
by PapaWolf March 10, 2013
Get the Stock Market mug.One of the best computer games ever invented. Involves lots of strategy, but luck also. Numerous strategy guides have been written.
Yeah, Halo can be fun, but you really have to try the stock market.
If IGN rated the stock market, they would give it at least a 9.8 out of 10.
If IGN rated the stock market, they would give it at least a 9.8 out of 10.
by Wanderfalke October 9, 2010
Get the stock market mug.A ponzi-esque industry which consists of guido’s and guidette's engaged in the borrowing and lending of stock. Stock loan associates are well known for their superior partying skills. Throughout the year, many “conferences” are organized in warm locales to utilize said skills. Words notorious to the industry include: color, fees, big book, tight name, hundge, hundo, recalls, buy-ins, short squeeze and hammer Wade.
"I've got a huge stock loan book - just took down another 5 hundo - no problem showing you a couple hundge at top rate."
by Neg 2 May 7, 2009
Get the Stock Loan mug.The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.
Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
Get the Stock ipod headphones mug.A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.
The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:
Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "
Speaker B: "So.. what?"
Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"
Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'
Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "
Speaker B: "So.. what?"
Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"
Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'
Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
by Sergeant Hoze July 30, 2008
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Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
by punchodex May 12, 2012
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