stache

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

by Light Joker March 27, 2005

staching

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

by thewebguy March 7, 2005

Q-stache

The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.

i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.

No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!

Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!

by Chiago B-Hawk July 28, 2010

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

stachitude

The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.

"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"

by Perlith February 2, 2009

scoch

"A little", As to not meet the requirements of "a lot"

"Danny, tune it down a scoch"

by Tyler June 19, 2006

Smocho

smelly chocho. (i.e. stinky vagina) see chocho

Damn Gina! For real! Go wash your smocho!

by dmoe510 July 2, 2011