Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.
by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018
Get the Shitz Bath mug.A german form of erotic activities where a girl licks the edge of a penis (or a noodle) and sneezes while the male hits climax.
by sydaniels February 26, 2021
Get the Snitzernoodle mug.When your mind just goes all over the place; thinking, but not responding. Keeping thoughts all to yourself, pressure building up inside, thus, feeling as if everything is just skipping and running around inside your brain. On the verge of breakdown from overload.
1. Joanne is such a skitz. The drug chase has got her actin like a fiend.
2. I feel so skitzy lately. I don't know where the hell these thoughts are coming from and they're moving too fast I can't understand!
2. I feel so skitzy lately. I don't know where the hell these thoughts are coming from and they're moving too fast I can't understand!
by jenny May 18, 2004
Get the skitzy mug.Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
by Wsop01 February 15, 2010
Get the Shitzophrenia mug.When a black dress sock is used as your cum rag aka gak towel to wipe and clean up sex juices and fluids.
That high priced Call girl didn’t have a cum rag so had to clean up with a spitz rag. I only had one sock on when I went back to work.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
Get the Spitz Rag mug.A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.
The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.
Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.
Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
by gregben December 31, 2021
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