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Stationary/Operating Engineer

A lazy ass SOB who works in an oil refinery (shift worker). He's paid between $60-160 000/year, sleeps, eats and sits on his ass all day long and still complains that he works too hard.
"Stationary/Operating Engineer"

refinery Suncor Esso Shell Lanxess BP Nova
by 3rdclassOE December 13, 2012
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Stationery

Paper-thin rubber.
"I'll pick up the stationery; you get the wine."
by StarvingWolfman March 20, 2019
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Korean Stationery

Spontaneous utterance when an intrusive web pop up intrudes on an important meeting. Common with natives of Alabama. Usually paired with dramatic closure of a laptop.
by Coptermedic November 4, 2021
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Stationory

"When one is too drunk in a bar to move around, they remain stationory at the bar to hold themselves up".
"I was soo drunk on Friday at Emo's bar that I had to remain stationory"
by cvecelli January 22, 2010
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Stationary Status

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".
Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."
by petepete518 August 6, 2011
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stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.
What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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shitbonersack

when a girl is riding on ur dick and she shits on it creating a shitbonersack
person 1: last night sucked. Stephanie was riding my dick and she shat on it person 2: damn bro she gave you a shitbonersack
by jakes_balls April 23, 2019
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