Stantonesque

(adv. or adj.) A philosophical or profound thought, often characterized by its intellectual superiority. Only applicable to individuals of MENSA-proportion intellect. Also, incredibly strong or manly and is attributed to things that require heightened levels of testosterone; however, the term is not generally applied to athletic activities. Synonym is beastly

Man, that was a completely Stantonesque comment!

Dude, you just scaled Mount Everest in three hours? How Stantonesque!

by BranHo February 10, 2010

Stenton

1.Cock gobbling cum gargler
2. ultimate facepalmer

that guy is such a stenton hes always with 5 men at once

by bodizzlelificator September 23, 2011

Stilton Blobber

The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your penis, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a Mushroom Cordial.

"Naomi, what's wrong with your face?..........it looks like you have been poisoned...............well it's a horrible story, last night I was with Luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. We started to get horny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, I said to him, "You better not be tricking me with another Mushroom Cordial!"..........he told me he wasn't and I believed him. However he was lying again, not only had he saved me an MC, the filthy bastard hadn't washed for a bloody month, his cock was fucking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the MC fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now I have this rash. I'm not speaking to him just now"............................................................."Naomi dude!.....you got Stilton Blobbered................your disgusting!"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

knob stilton

literally, smegma. the white cheesey substance, found under the foreskin
(if its not cleaned often...)

origin: warrington, england

"dont you ever wash, look at that lump of knob stilton!"

by critch April 13, 2005

Giancarlo Stanton

Baseball player known as a Yankee and former Marlin

There’s Giancarlo Stanton!

by UrbanSteel July 2, 2018

stilton spear

a penis with a fungal infection that smells bad

The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton sword hammering my clunge pool made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. I can't wait to chow down on the man fat from his tallywacker. My gaping clam cavern was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The slamming makes me spit my minge monsoon all over his stilton sword. When he removed his pink tractor beam from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his stilton spear.

by amber blak January 14, 2013

Stinson Transfer

The act of moving your pinch of chewing tobacco from your bottom lip to your top lip using only your tongue, or vice-versa. The name originates from Ryan Stinson, who innovated transferring dips.

Brandon: "I thought you were tossin' a lipper Stinny?"

Ryan: "I threw 'er top deck with the ol' Stinson transfer."

Brandon: "Ah, the ol' Stinson transfer."

by Steezpuppy January 17, 2014