Many years ago when our planet was young, there lived the mighty shitasauras. I plied the land with fear. I people and animals alike ran for cover. For they were all afraid of the mighty shitasaurus.
As it turns our you to can appreciate the shitasauti by simply squatting down and taking a raw dump into your hand. Hold it up to your nose. Take a deep wiff and shout "SHITASAURUS!!!!"
As it turns our you to can appreciate the shitasauti by simply squatting down and taking a raw dump into your hand. Hold it up to your nose. Take a deep wiff and shout "SHITASAURUS!!!!"
Apon leaving the female bathroom and young and buxom girl scantily dressed took a delicate wiff and shouted "SHIRASAURUS" as the old woman came out of the bathroom. Everyone within 120 feet of her passed out (including the lovely and buxom girl which we may or may not have taken advantage of);)
by Ro-bert2 January 25, 2005
Get the shitasaurus mug.Uncles Joe, Pete and Bob sat at their own table during the stag party. They weren't doing shots at the bar or throwing dice with the young bucks. Just sipping their beers and waiting for the entertainment to begin. Their table came to be known as the "stagosaurus" table.
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Seth: "Hey Brian, whats your favorite type of dinosaur?"
Brian: "Duh, a Stegosaurus! Takes one to know one!"
Brian: "Duh, a Stegosaurus! Takes one to know one!"
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3. I just forced out one hell of a stegasaurus
4. Oh good god that stegasaurus stinks
5. Excuse me, would anyone mind if i went for a stegasaurus?
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3. I just forced out one hell of a stegasaurus
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by Stegasaurus#1 August 19, 2009
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If you're in a hurry, use the highway, 'cos you'll have a stegosaurus at every block if you're using the local streets!
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Get the Stegosaurus mug.A Simasaurus can be defined as a dark-haired female.
It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.
It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.
Ex. 1: "OhHotDamn, look at that Simasaurus!"
Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."
Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."
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