A Steve job is when you masturbate to pornography on your smart phone. It is named after the man who created the most popular smart phone, the iPhone, Steve Jobs
I was too tired to get up to my computer and jerk off, so I gave myself a Steve job while I laid down in bed, using my droid and went back to sleep.
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The act of performing oral sex while the giver is wearing a black mock-turtle neck. Similar to the style worn by Mr. Steve Jobs.
Jackie really wanted to show Ryan she loved him, so for Valentines day she bought a nice new mock-neck and gave him a Steve Job.
by MockNeckMertle February 27, 2011
Get the Steve Job mug.A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.
Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.
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Can also imply a job involving a lot of free, open innovative and creative thinking, where you get to talk about cool tech stuff and design all day.
Can also imply a job involving a lot of free, open innovative and creative thinking, where you get to talk about cool tech stuff and design all day.
Example 1:
John: Man, I just read and amazing innovative article on Wired Magazine. Best Steve Job ever! I totally blew my load all over my Magic Mouse!
Ben: Awesome... I came too
Example 2:
Ben: My job consists of brainstorming and innovating all day.
John: A real Steve Job?
Ben: Yes.
John: Man, I just read and amazing innovative article on Wired Magazine. Best Steve Job ever! I totally blew my load all over my Magic Mouse!
Ben: Awesome... I came too
Example 2:
Ben: My job consists of brainstorming and innovating all day.
John: A real Steve Job?
Ben: Yes.
by Nis & Isak June 10, 2010
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by rabbitspooner February 24, 2011
Get the steve job mug.When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.
Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.
Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.
Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.
Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.
Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!
Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?
Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.
Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?
Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.
Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
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