stewardesses

the longest word you can type using only your left hand

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by b0ner July 13, 2003

sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

by KKLLMM April 24, 2011

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

bear stearned

to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail

1. I can't believe it, I completely bear stearned that test.

2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.

by Wolverine11 March 17, 2008

stootarded

Combination of Supid and Retarded

"Gosh dude, you are so stootarded!"

by aznbraceface001 July 12, 2007

SPENARDED

to get told one thing and delivered another

you just got spenarded

by DUMONTOOOO January 22, 2018

Spedtarded

Being sped and retarded at the same time

"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man

by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019